Did she drive herself home in that state?
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Cake day: September 30th, 2023
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I’m on my back deck smoking. It’s very bright
1·14 days agoNot an ancient Roman, I see.
5·15 days agoIt was a guy with totally different eyebrows.
Only what was on the biology national exam spec. Lots of hormone cycles of FSH and lutenising hormone, literally nothing outside the cervix.
7·15 days agoThey better call it off, then!
4·16 days agoTomorrow I’m competing in a martial arts tournament I’ve been training really hard for for weeks. My first tournament for this sport (did one before easy back in uni).
It’s stick fighting, which was used as training for saber fencing.
I did well training and sparring visiting a martial arts club in the next town. I’m preparing for a tournament next Sunday, my first one.
Every time someone passes on naturally, they stage it as a murder
Was your PhD in Proctology and you were on the other end?
My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
11·25 days agoWTF is alphabetization?
6·27 days agoThere’s a lot of space between being certain of something and being totally neutral about it.
4·28 days agoThe 4th commandment requires that we thank G-d for Friday.
Yeah, but I’ve got chip crumbs on mine
1·30 days agoDimes are ferrous. I use them as wargaming bases for my squads of 6mm soldiers.
It’s a new separate nose in a random place on your body.