mayo_cider [he/him]

I repost my jokes between instances:

every time I’ve “predicted” something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was “this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man”

this started before the us was independent, blaming just trump for the excesses of the nation built on genocide and white supremacy is like blaming osama bin laden for the 911

I blame the firefighters

every time I’ve “predicted” something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was “this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man”

We are told that selfishness is innate to all of us, even though it has to be taught to most of the children

I prefer the easiest to rob

Historical materialism tells us that bank robberies lead to successful revolutions

Who would have thought centralized planning would lead to a global economic superpower?

If you are offended by this, you might be incapable of self-reflection

Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation fought to tooth and nail to prevent a patent free vaccination

I’m too drunk to find a better source: https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-world-loses-under-bill-gates-vaccine-colonialism/

Gates’ argument about the TRIPS waiver—and the one being vociferously lobbied by pharmaceutical companies—is that waiving patent rights would not help poor countries scale up manufacturing and would instead eliminate incentives for future research.

This coming from the guy who has preached for population control for decades is pretty grim

https://www.weforum.org/stories/2018/09/africas-rapid-population-growth-puts-poverty-progress-at-risk-says-gates/

Rapid population growth in some of Africa’s poorest countries could put at risk future progress towards reducing global poverty and improving health, according to a report by the philanthropic foundation of Bill Gates.

Bill Gates is just as much a fascist as Elon Musk

I hope you remember what Bill Gates did to corona vaccinations

I also have plenty to hide (crimes)

Clearly it’s not that great of a poison

“We were just bringing tourists to Nanjing!”

Synthesis: unlimited genocide on the first world

Everything else is valid but you don’t have to come at lazy people like that

The most moral government in the area

Love to see national pride for a colony

What’s next? Affordable housing?

Leftist unity through political illiteracy

Sorry, I was on mobile using the Connect app and it doesn’t show the user’s instance, didn’t realise you are from the only other lib instance

Hey now, only we are allowed to insult us