I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.

Can someone help me get the jokes please?

• St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
• Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
• Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
• Beetle = pencil because??
• Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
• Snake = keys because??
• Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅

Donny can’t possibly wriggle his way out of this one!

Fuck the irony of a child calling themselves the grammar police.

The internet is a lie and I take no one seriously.

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

A dot point list would have made this more readable. Just saying.