By choice, dingus.

I don’t have that option. Big Ole difference. Maybe give everyone Lyme disease so they develop red meat allergies and we can talk

Okay. You want me to double down? I won’t eat at vegan places most of the time. Here’s the thing: vegetables are delicious. So why?

Vegans will support a vegan place no matter what and will talk it up as being amazing even if it sucks. I’ve been burned being told, “oh. That place is so good” and it’s just a matter of vegans circling the wagons and propping up a place that serves a lazy impossible burger with fake plastic cheese on it. Y’all ain’t accountable and it makes it difficult taking vegan food seriously. No wonder y’all’s food has an inferiority complex

I and others are over here with soy, egg and gluten allergies that restrict pretty heavily what I can eat. But go off since you have it all figured out, king.

I’m pretty left/lean socialist. The tankies that annoy me from those instances are pro authoritarian communists who say shit like “Stalin did nothing wrong” with no irony whatsoever. It’s not really about bickering over ideological purity past a certain point, some of that shit makes a good case for the horseshoe theory

That’s about $11k in case you’re wondering. I was going to make a joke that he’d just have to skip avocado toast for a couple of days

Can’t make that assumption these days given that Trump, flat earthers and all the other bullshit we’re dealing with that seemed like a joke until it wasn’t

I’m still not convinced that a sizeable chunk of tankies aren’t right wing false flag types trying to make anything other than the capitalism we’re all dealing with seem reasonable in comparison to the authoritarianism they peddle

I literally thought this was the other story about them killing the pregnant woman. What’s it say about the police and society in general that I’m like, oh, a different one from the same thing that happened last week

I legitimately hope no one gets hurt but I couldn’t resist

Jokes that appear to have gone over your head aside, deserts are usually dry. In a lot of examples, a sudden flood happens, but the desert is dry the other 99% of the time.

I’m not making the argument that our climate is neither fucked nor unpredictable as a result, but what point were you trying to make?

Who else has been confused by seeing the word “playa” in news and memes in the context of Burning Man? I thought they were talking about the fuckbois at first

They got Capone on tax evasion

Japan is another world. When I was traveling there, I remember seeing dots on the highways so as to space your interval with the car in front of you. Another person in my group started laughing because that would be ignored in the US but the guy driving was confused and couldn’t fathom not following that rule. He was like, “why wouldn’t you do that?”

Those countries should team up. They’d probably take over the world

. . … wait…

In the US this was done on purpose

Before that they were a shitty, edgelord, hipster rag i used to pick up for free in NYC in the 90s. I remember when the “Dos and Don’t” section was cringey borderline racist and rape jabs. I picked up the Appalachia issue expecting to read cousin fucking quips and being shocked that it was so sympathetic with no cheap shots.

I’d be willing to bet that was the result of getting rid of McInnes.

They had quite the arc

TWA

No, that was Joe Biggs who got 17 years

I mean… it’s the NY Post. Their readership isn’t known for their critical thinking

Bah! You’re right.

And that’s funny: I never knew it was for someone else to have a monopoly on what beers. Thank you!

My favorite was free email addresses at penis.com