Better yet they only had 10 months, and the remaining 60ish days of the year were just 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

You read this, right?

Leonard Euler was just the 16th century maths version of Alan Smithee that people wrote on papers as a joke, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Path that maximises time would be some kind of space-filling curve. Maybe it does that off panel?

Hundreds and thousands.
Ants.
Quarks.
Sith.

Hey, didn’t I cut a scene from one of those movies? Yeah that’s the one. I want to put it back in. let’s see. Ah crap, that guy there, what’s his name? Jab…Jaffa? He needs to be a slug. Can we change that? What the hell, it’s the 90s, we can find some computer nerd to do that. Needs to be bigger too. Like, erm, bigger than the frame? Will that work? Ah what the fuck keep him man sized, he’s a space monster he can change size or some shit. That bit there - whassname, Sulu, he needs to be standing on Jagger’s tail. Just make him stand on the tail. Cut him out and move him up and down it’ll look fine. Yeah sure, I’d stand on a mafioso’s tail - it’s a power move, they respect that. What’s this scene about anyway? Yada yada, removing the bounty, yada yada… yeah I remember there was something about a bounty in one of those movies. It all fits. It’s like I planned it all in advance.

Every road going south is also a road going north. Note all of them have rotational symmetry

I would walk into those pillars multiple times per day

This is getting out of hand

Nuh-uh. I’m just a character an ape made up while it was pretending to be a person. You can be a transcendent being and mecha pilot your body around if you like. You can construct your sense of self however you like. That was my point. Our buddy upthread could be the very embodiment of the DSM criteria for ADHD, and that would still be a valid way to be a person.

I thought it was an empty stockpile

Self is an illusion. We’re all just a product of our brain chemistry and experience. Don’t sweat it.

Talking of LLMs, these summaries are AI generated, right @Renneder? Just, you’re not flagged as a bot account.

Not really. If more material falls in, its mass and size increases (the volume increases faster than the mass, which is why it’s so unexpectedly low density in the first place), but otherwise it just sort of sits there.

Over the very long term, it will evaporate away by Hawking radiation. But that’s a very very slow process. Like, long after everything else in the universe has ended.

I got ads for South Asian wedding dresses. It knows my gender, nationality, ethnicity, and relationship status, and that none of those are a match for South Asian wedding dresses. They were pretty nice dresses tho ngl.

What I get from this is OP is horny for weasels

I thought Leo DiCaprio and Matt Damon were the same person for most of The Departed.

When Luke Skywalker has a vision of fighting Darth Vader, he opens the mask and sees … I think it’s his own face - it makes sense storywise that it’d be his own face, but I’ve never dared ask anyone and admit to not knowing.

I was really proud of myself for recognising that the two characters in Moon were the same actor. I figured it out, not by looking at their faces, but at the way the camera switched between them.

I’m a white guy, btw.

And it has a density of only about 3g per cubic meter. It’s not much denser than a vacuum made with a mechanical pump.

My Brother in Christ…

I’m struggling to corroborate this. ‘snaps yes! My man’ just leads me to Rick & Morty, and no dogwhistly context that I can identify. Where should I be looking?