“Have you got any games on your phone?”

When i left Chrome, one of the things I was looking for was vertical tabs and was willing to try anything. I wasn’t fond of a mac first option, but I decided to try it. Installed it and the first thing it did was to force me to make an account, uninstalled it instantly.

I’m not against the option of having an account, but forcing it makes me distrust them. Was not long after that there were also some major security flaws found as well. They really didn’t make it easy for people to change, almost like they thought the apple form over function would appeal more broadly.

They’re obviously going for a zero adoption policy and trying to think of the most repulsive options

Are you defragging the hard drive?

Measles, GA!

Those disabled people are valiantly giving their lives, so that poor people can give their lives to keep the stock market and inherited wealth safe

It’s only a 2 month supply

I read sponge, but thought it must be a term for new recruits or something like that, which made the rest horrifying.

All you people worrying about him going deaf, when he’ll be lucky to live that long. One burst of fire and that recoil dampener will kick him square in the back, flip him and then he’ll drive head first into the ground by the force of his jets

What’s she hiding behind her back?

Makes sense, the CEO was just saying the other day that 30% of their code was written by AI

It’s from a time before search was ruined by AI, she was actually half a chance of finding him

Did they pass their training?

I’ll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again

They think they didn’t lean into the culture wars?

She also wanted to use underground nuclear explosions to speed up the mining process. She is stupid and cares nothing more than building and hoarding her wealth, with no care who dies to do it

I give it less than a month before Dutton is working for this piece of shit or sky news

Why is he kneeling on that board? He should be balancing his knees directly on the roof beams - get those kneecaps wobbling

He may have been resisting the urge to mansplain how belts work

😍 such happy news