Stalin, who it looks like they tried to picture, would have had all of those people shot. Even Marx.

Boom Jagga Jagga!

Temu is owned by PDD aka Pinduoduo, a Chinese company with a long history of either accidentally or deliberately (“accidentally”) putting malware in their apps. Malware that tends to dial home to PLA servers for some odd reason.

E.g. something like https://krebsonsecurity.com/tag/pinduoduo/

Could be having you rat on coworkers

They said that about abortion or DEI

He knows the guillotines are coming and wants to get away from that ASAP

Power trip? Bratan those were paid marketing / influencers.

“we can make enough money without it”

Goddamn I wish they’d stop using “quiet quitting”

Now this, this is a shitpost

Literally his main job.

Live the dream amigo

“we’re able to fingerprint and ID most of you. But the ones we can’t, let’s try engagement bait…”

because they won’t.

It’s called jamming mate, and it sorta works.

Don’t forget all the chemical warfare!

And a key use for the young volunteers was to clear landmines. They pioneered the Storm Z tactics used by the Russians in Ukraine.

And the shelling / bombing of civilian targets.

Also, in case it wasn’t mentioned, chemical warfare.

If you use the word “slaps” you’re not talking to the population as a whole, you’re talking to specific people. And likely ones who already agree with your point.

Obvious parody is obvious

Absolute GNU’NT

Yeah Hollywood ugly is a meme. Oh man she’s so ugly… But she’s like solidly at least an 8, just not wearing makeup and in unflattering clothes and lighting l