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Not pause, but slow. That’s why Gollum looked like shit, but still good for being 500 years old!

“Does” implies she’s planning to use it again in the future.

That’s fucked up, Jon!

In Jon’s defense, HE doesn’t appear to have aged, so why would he expect Garfield to?

Is there a dog skeleton around somewhere as well?

The masochist told the sadist, “Hurt me.”

The sadist said, “No.”

He did a sloppy job.

“Hollywood fat” has always been a thing, though.

Sign me up, then, this is much more interesting than the original!

Oh, his music is great, but…

Do it if you want some shooty-shooty gameplay, but don’t expect the writing to be as good.

Ehhh, maybe not with Jeremy Soule.

Because realistic space combat would be slow and boring.

Ah, yes, the checks OP’s stats 0 karma they got from this because karma isn’t a thing here.

If everyone did that, there wouldn’t be any shows to pirate. Don’t shit on the people that are allowing these shows to exist.

The quality varies wildly. The one where Beavis talks to Fire in a dumpster is excellent.

You’ve got a ways to go! I personally didn’t like them until IV.