Preferring summer and warmth is a form of weakness, and Sam Houston knew that’s why the South would lose.

Most tragically of all, Ogre doesn’t know that this matches, or even eclipses, Joyce’s own understanding.

You will if you take like 800mg. You won’t even need to go to sleep to have the nightmares, through the magic of deliriant psychosis

Sweet and savory clash horribly. I will never understand why anybody wants to put syrup in or on their meat.

Because their palate developed.

Sweet and savory clash horribly.

Not everyone’s does, sadly.

Is this before or after the comic where he defeated birth control to impregnate his wife without her consent?

The fact that I don’t suffer fools makes me alt-right? Funny how it always comes back to guilt by association. Maybe once you grow up a little you’ll also outgrow the mentality that everyone speaks in coded signal language like huge fucking dorks.

Are we talking seasons, or seasons? Assuming the latter, my tier list of the midwest’s seasons:

S - Christmas, Halloween, and apple cider seasons
A - Baseball and Hockey seasons, blueberry season
B - Deer and fishing seasons
C - College football season
D - Tornado season
F - Construction season

Thanks, but I had a big breakfast; I don’t have any room for substanceless word salad.

I don’t care if those braindead weirdos happen to agree with one or two of my opinions, a broken clock is right twice a day anyway. Moderating your language based on the idea that its connotations will associate you with one of the two monolithic political sports teams that divvy up the entire political spectrum between them is a very Americentric view, and it’s also very servile.

This is the second-funniest instance in which I’ve been accused of repeating alt-right talking points, second only to saying I don’t like the Star Wars sequels.

There are games on steam that use their public-facing thumbnail to advertise realistic furry porn cum-chugging sex simulation, and you choose DDLC as your example of risqué content being advertised? Even Nintendo has had Hentai World on the front page of their shop.

I print it out on photo paper, violently scratch the eyes out of any people that might be in the picture, and then nail it to the wall of my basement with all the others.

“I chose to view content from all federated instances and now I’m seeing content from all federated instances. How can this be happening to me???”

The CG elements are lit from different angles with different color temperatures, it looks like the movie version of making collages by cutting pictures out of magazines

You gotta pick your battles, you know? The game still has content in it from 2001. The same company still makes the “regular” version of RuneScape alongside OldSchool, and while its graphics are more sophisticated, they’re also more inconsistent and have a tendency to look cheap—and regular RuneScape is filled to the brim with microtransactions. On desktop you can play OSRS using a third party client called RuneLite, which does have some graphics improvement plugins, most notably the 117HD plugin:

I dream of jobs that exist in a non-scarcity post-economic society, because those are wholly voluntary and fulfilling jobs that benefit the worker and society. And because I want to be in Starfleet and rail Orion broads on Risa.

Personally I recommend Old School RuneScape.

Pros:

• F2P mode is robust enough to enjoy casually
• Membership is $12.50/month and drastically increases the amount of content you can play
• There’s tons of stuff to do in general and the writing, especially in quests, is charming and fun
• The in-game events are generally flavor events like Halloween, Christmas, and special game modes. There aren’t any “double XP weekends” or shit like that
• The only microtransaction is the membership bond, a token redeemable for two weeks of membership for those who don’t want to buy membership directly. You can buy bonds from the developer for $8, but you can also trade or buy them from another player using in-game money. This means you can technically “pay to win” by buying bonds and selling them for gold, but a high-level player can make gold more efficiently than that anyway so it’s a waste of time
• Players who have membership are elegible to vote in the content polls, where the developer proposes game content updates and only implements them if 70% of the voters approve. For example, the game is getting a new skill, Sailing—but only because adding a new skill was approved by members and then Sailing beat out the other choices in the subsequent round. The devs do still put through unpolled updates for “game integrity”, like bug/exploit fixes and necessary technical changes.
• Has easily the best wiki of any video game period, and an in-game “look this up in the wiki” button.

Cons:

• The developers (mostly when ordered to by their parent company) occasionally try to sneak enshittification into the game once or twice a year, till the players riot and threaten to cancel membership
• There is always some kind of drama going on, currently the drama is that a J-mod (one of the people on the Dev team) was temp banning every player who crossed a girl he wanted to impress
• The player base is pretty toxic by modern web 3.0 standards. However, as someone who’s played both games, it’s basically Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood compared to the League of Legends community.
• Modern gamers might find much of the gameplay, especially skilling, to be grindy and monotonous. In other words, you might find it boring. There are ways to liven that up, but I also just enjoy a good grind sometimes too.
• It’s low-poly and ugly, though the players actually like it that way (and I do too)
• Addictive personalities might get REALLY addicted

The only take you need is to take your meds

“But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where would we be?”