I want it to cost $6.99 to even fucking call me. Period.

Ah, blessed silence.

I often read after first sleep. I can’t imagine not doing that way.

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Mike Johnson should be drawn and quartered, but by drawn, I mean a fishing line around his junk, and then the horses ass should be slapped…and by horses ass, I mean Mike Johnson.

A well placed sticker does the trick.

Getting John Wicked by Jesus just means a reacharound. I think I read it in the urban dictionary.

Tunak Tunal Tun - Dahler Mehndi

Kinda surprised that this wasn’t already listed. This one is 17 years old but not the original.

I was pretty fuckin sad when Judy Tenuta passed.

he took a cheeto to the face

Alright. You got me. WTF is a fart pass?

I want a Pickles tattoo so bad!

Caldera in 1999 or 2000 at home. RedHat and SuSE at work.

I got to cut my teeth on CP/M (not nix of course) on a Kaypro II thanks to my uncle. 1982. I owe him a lot for giving me a headstart on computing.

I’m 54

I know Texas sucks donkey cocks in a lot of ways, but almost 30% of our power comes from wind turbines. Of course they didn’t bother winterizing any of that infrastructure so wind = bad. Our fucking Fred Flintstone governor.

Wikipedia says MS, fyi.

Mebbe 10 in my two million+ metro. They’re fine. I do think people here get excited/paranoid when school buses enter them (there are three schools around one) but it usually is fine.