Smee

When real toughness included feathers and flair

And codpieces!

Please elaborate, I tried searching for images of croc and aligator tails to compare but all I got was barbeque recipes for aligator tails. And posters of aligator cuts.

This would look great on a t-shirt.

My phone can reach more than even 999 people, there’s billions of people I refuse to give a call!

I’m not a fan of dandruff on my shoes.

I wish I had the balls to do the same.

live higher

I tried some LSD and now my computer is filled with glow-in-the-dark molemen. :|

I understand what they’re saying but I still don’t know what it means.

That doesn’t sound like any fun at all!

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I’d just toss the ring in the waterfalls at Rivendell, let someone else deal with later. Not my problem.

Why do you think they cooperate with hardware manufacturers instead of OS producers or infiltrating the FOSS community harder?

I can’t wait for the first fully open source computer.

I only have three raspberries, but they’re functioning as servers instead of providing profit for bankers who are bribing me off with a measly interesst rate.

Same. I also like to study floorplans of places and “walk around”, exploring it in my mind.

How would you even imagine that??

I would imagine a cow, directly from the front. Or maybe starting with the side on, then slowly rotating so it’s facing my minds eye.

Oh dear, it looks angry!

Is your specialty oranges?

And there’s nothing we can do to stop you!

Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that’s what they mean by “a lifetime supply”?

Crusty

“Honey, I bought a cow!”

Yeah, perfect.