synae[he/him]

Oh they’ll be upset

Fuck’em

It doesn’t understand what that means so I’m gonna say no.

Generally, they are far from brilliant

Check out Exuvia, “trans vengeance metal”:

https://www.instagram.com/exuvia_band

I don’t know if I’m radical or not.

It’s not the only possible criteria of course, but certainly the easiest to check for:

Can you do a kickflip?

Ooh I’ve been there

Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool

they know they know they know

“Siggy Flicker”? I hope she cleans up after herself

I’m “only” 265 and I can corroborate this from the other side

That game was super fun

It only takes one of them to remember their oath

I think just a run-of-the-mill jerk? Don’t think I’ve ever heard of any kind of scandal or abuse or whatever

Is this Jhonen Vasquez or just something that reminds me of his style?

Needs salt

Aside from the par-for-the-course blame shifting, surely he means “hangover”?

I don’t care if he’s right, fuck that guy in the ear with a spoon

Birth certificates are also a social construct and so they have no logical consequence to the question

Have you considered the Alamo?

Ozzy, is that you?

They can’t all be winners