“I Snooki’d my way into the pantry”

You know, there’s many places in the world were you can leave your front door open for days without any fear that someone will steal from you. I would never assume that I have to secure my vehicle at all times.

What’s wrong with a simple “yo” as form of greeting or to interject yourself into their conversation?

Same, same.

Maybe it’s because of the tariffs. Is his shit still produced in China?

You realize that Stanley A. Plotkin is 93?