I guess kids don’t know any better. But spreadable butter is a thing.

The olive oil based stuff is still way better than marge. Have some Nuttelex.

And margarine still has dairy in it!

I really do try not to be judgy. But there are people out there actually making an active choice to have margarine on their toast. It’s not better for you and it tastes like spreadable plastic.

Undercover, lucky duck 🦆

I’m glad the Anzac march was dry. Happy for it to piss down this afternoon now.

6/10

How exactly does the wolf urine get in the bottle? That would not be a fun job.

I’ll give this a go next time.

Probably!

Watch out for Bucket Back! The physios did well out of the drought.

If anyone was thinking of popping in to Northcote Plaza this morning, don’t. The Aldi carpark is closed- lots of caution tape- and the rest of the joint is bedlam. Super busy and the main carpark has a real chaotic, angry energy. There were actual fights breaking out.

I only wanted to return my overdue library books!

Hit up the cake stall too.

Different shapes taste different, it is Science

My view for the next few days:

I’ve been pescatarian for many years but something about Good Friday messaging just makes the contrarian and the atheist in me want a steak. I’m going with tofu, but I did think about it.

Hello you gorgeous boy!

Happy birthday! May your potato cakes be crispy on the outside and creamy inside.

Absolutely gorgeous.

A bit chill sounds lovely.

In traditional DT fashion, I went indoor skydiving today after The Hivemind mentioned it a few weeks ago- I think it was Danwritesbooks? So much fun and I now feel an odd urge to go to the next level of adrenaline rush and actually jump out of a plane. Which is not something I ever thought I would do.