Truth. When I was in the gifted reading program us dweebs had to temporarily be relocated to the teachers break room.

I’m sure the teachers that shared that break time with us didn’t enjoy it.

Oh yeah, you want the girlie beer list. /s

My problem is that I always go for the biggest hooker, when offered the choice.

So this is why I have trouble recalling the 90s.

Vanta Black.

You haven’t tasted /my/ hands…

Kind of like a cornered cat after the first spritz from a spray bottle.

I can’t wait for season one of “Thirsty Bondsmen of Fulson County” myself.

I paid for an argument, this is just contradiction!

Iirc, even the Greeks bemoaned the written word because it harmed physical memory and made out brains weak because we could just consult tablets lazily instead of memorizing everything.

https://blogs.ubc.ca/etec540sept13/2013/09/29/socrates-writing-vs-memory/

Sorry, I should have added an /s.

A Centigrade is 2.2 fareighnheits.

Wombo.com

How deep does this habbit role go?

My payed time off would be used up in a week. They might be considerate and keep me in payroll after that expired, but I’d be without pay once that PTO ran out.

I recall a time in my youth when a young American could work full time and afford an apartment without splitting it with three roommates.

'Smirks and folds his arms until the realization that only well appointed douche -bags will have children with his current goals. '~~~~

I refuse to procreate until I make at least $40 an hour.

Yup. Human milk is for babies. Cows milk is for calves.

I’ve spotted the Boston Bathroom Bandit! Gettim’ boys!