In that case you’d be better off installing and learning Debian. It’s what Linux Mint and Ubuntu are based on, as well as many other distros such as Knoppix, Raspberry Pi OS, Kali, and many more. What you learn about Debian will be transferable to many other systems.
I was once asked by our CTO to remove all instances of the word “nonce” from our crypto code. (British slang for paedophile/pervert)
And writing code to find, kill, and reap orphaned children is routine stuff. I mean, you wouldn’t want to risk pesky zombie orphans running amok in your system!