polite sex get son
Bet
You ever had sex so good that it was worth being condemned to reincarnation as a black rat or cockroach and your spirit disintegrating because the food in the sewer is too bad for you to reincarnate again?
Wut
Michael Jackson!
“ORPHAN” Previous Life been HORNY SPERM and ABORTION
Huh.
If I die of a stroke in front of Microsoft Word, I hope my family also prints out my document and laminates it in my memory.
God I fucking love laminators
How is boy lady formed?
In other words, fill in the gap: ROMANTIC is to POLITE as _______ is to SEXY
Slutty, I guess?
Becoming a gay entertaining dog doesn’t sound too shabby. Probably better than eating bad sewer food.
<- became entertain dog (homo dog)
You just described half of the population of the fediverse
wot in tarnation?
I was waiting for The Aristocrats! towards the end there.
Counterpoint: sex is awesome.
