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minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up60·2 days agoAnd allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-223 hours agoNah its the whole baby, not jizz It is jizz
minus-squareMentalEdge@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-22 days agoYou’re thinking of seeds. Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds. Hence, jizz.
minus-squareComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-22 days agoYou’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that
minus-squareAnomalocaris@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days agoseeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
minus-squaremcqtom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoYes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.
minus-squareMicroplasticbrain@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoDon’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
minus-squareAnomalocaris@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agowhen ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoIt’s the only way I can get off.
minus-squareYareckt@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 day agoI can’t go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
Nah its the whole baby, not jizzIt is jizz
You’re thinking of seeds.
Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin, and is the step before plants produce fruit and seeds.
Hence, jizz.
You’re so right that ones on me, idk why I said that
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
Yes, thank you for your humility, Shark Fucker 420.
Don’t be so hard on yourself Sharkfucker420
Babies are jizz.
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
It’s the only way I can get off.
Millions of little homunculi
I can’t go out in summer cause I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird