Changes are more likely your corpse will be pressed into a sludge, distilled and then burned in motors.
Not unless your corpse reminds unfounded for Billions of years.
People really underestimate the amount of time that is needed to make oil. It’s probably longer than the earth has left before the sun dies. You’re not burning dinosaurs in your car. More like the first single cell life forms. Dino’s are way too recent in Earth’s history to be oil.
What if my bones were in a museum,
Where aliens paid good money to see ’em?
And suppose that they’d put me together all wrong,
Sticking bones on to bones where they didn’t belong!Imagine phalanges, pelvis, and spine
Welded to mandibles that once had been mine!
With each misassemblage, the error compounded,
The aliens would draw back in terror, astounded!Their textbooks would show me in grim illustration,
The most hideous thing ever seen in creation!
The museum would commission a model in plaster
Of ME, to be called, “Evolution’s Disaster”!And paleontologists there would debate
Dozens of theories to help postulate
How man survived for those thousands of years
With teeth-covered arms growing out of his ears!Oh, I hope that I’m never in such manner displayed,
No matter HOW much to see me the aliens paid.- Bill Watterson
I just woke up. What’s with all the Dino memes?
Hey, where the fuck are the feathers!!?
Unicorns didn’t test appropriately in the focus group, so we’re flushing ancient memes out in panic as we re-assess the situation. It’s chaos on the memestock at the moment
I’m still holding on strong to my rage face meme Stock, I’m sure they’ll make a comeback soon. Anytime now…
Hang on to it tight lad, and pass it down to your grandkids. You might not benefit from it, but they surely will
Rage comics never went away, they just don’t call them that anymore
No idea but I’m delighted
Don’t you mean “to become an accessory to cultural theft and appropriation”? High likelihood it’s Britain you’re off to.
Well if it’s so culturally important how come it was so easy to take it then?
Really it’s your fault for being so easy to kill.
Unless you get subducted and return to the mantle
Or crushed by a massive machine and used as fossil fuel
Jump in a bog then
Be careful what you wish for. Death may not be as peaceful as you believe
Until you find out they placed you right next to your ex
