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ickplant@lemmy.world to Dogs@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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  • RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    Looks like he is laying down a track about a good boy

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    With a midi controller? That’s just showing off

    • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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      Seems like a control room for a radio station, so I doubt it’s a midi controller.

      It’s a Roland TB-3 Touch Bassline

      • null@slrpnk.net
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        It’s neither. That’s a Roland TB-3 synthesizer the dog is playing, and there’s another synth in the background.

        • go $fsck yourself@lemmy.world
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          I had updated my comment already. Must have been while you were typing yours.

  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works
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    I haven’t postgres’d in ages, but I’ll give it a shot anyway:

    SELECT name FROM boys WHERE good = true;  
    
    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      I think you could also do:

      SELECT name FROM boys WHERE good;
      
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        But now for the advanced and important stuff: How can we modify it to also pull the same from the table “girls” in a single query? I like SQL efficiency and inclusivity, and I’m sure half of all dogs agree. (Well, according to my research, all dogs like inclusivity, but only 50% likes SQL efficiency)

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          A better database design would have been to name the table dogs and add a column to indicate whether the dog is a boy or a girl, maybe with enums

  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee
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    sudo woof

  • Bonus @lemm.ee
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    Shall. We. Play. A. Game?

  • DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world
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    Borf?

  • sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7 days ago

    That must be the new tintin adventure

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