You know what, as annoying as it is to have an animal steal your food, I would rather have this situation than the horrible ways that police dogs in Imperial America have treated (black) suspects.

If this is what passes for pressing news in China, I’m looking forward to it!

Came here to make the “All Corgis Are Bastards” joke and saw you beat me to it. I was going to caption it and everything.

Ebil see see pee enforcing the “gommunism is when no food” rules. All must abide. Your sausages belong to the state.

“Civil Forfeiture”

I was once gifted a middle aged pooch who within a few weeks stole food from the table when it had been left for a housemate. All dogs are not the same but this seems like a handler issue. I scolded, refused attention for a half hour and left food, walked around the door. Peep around to see the pooch looking, drop her head, walk away dejected.

Lavish praise, cuddles, give a treat. Never did it again, in years.

It won’t always be this straight forward, but this seems like a handler problem, not a Corgi problem.