• RandoMcRanderton@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Excuse me, ma’am, I’m looking for a woman that looks just like you but is a redhead. Have you seen her?

    “No…”

    Damn. Okay. Thanks. gunman walks off, dissapointed

    “Whew, glad I dyed my hair.”