• Rob Bos@lemmy.ca
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    37 minutes ago

    I would like to cordially invite him to poop out his own liver. Either interpretation of that phrase is fine.

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    Canada, please boycott, ridicule, and fuck the USA over harder. As a NYer I apologize for the absolute vile creature our population elected into office. We deserve consequences. Invest in the military and secure your borders. Once this fascist is done with his campaign of terror on his own citizens, expect him to attempt and invasion. Stay strong. Many of us are doing all we can to resist. Please pray for us.

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      50 minutes ago

      He’s hoping we join so he doesn’t have to invade. He wants us as Austria and not Poland. But one way or another he will come for us.

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    18 hours ago

    Oohh yeah, do you want to fear for your life?

    Do you too want to die in poverty from medical debts after you stubbed your toe too hard?

    Do you too want to stop enjoying weed?

    Do you too want to have corruption coming out of the whazoo?

    Do you too want to fund rich mobsters to become even richer?

    Do you too want to be able to disappear after being picked up from the streets by unmarked cars because you said something the government doesn’t like?

    Do you too love you watch the government wipe its ass with laws?

    Do you want billionaires to become even richer from your money?

    If you are this guy, they I got news for you! You can now join the USA! YYEEEIIIIIIII

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    21 hours ago

    If it’s up to us, we’ve already said no. But he’s a rapist, so he doesn’t care.

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    19 hours ago

    How about they become our cherished 12 territory (after Turks and Caicos) and maybe in a couple hundred years of civilizing influence we’ll let them become provinces

  • BeBopALouie@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    Rump the chief convicted rapist and felon can go fuck himself 6 ways from Sunday. Fuck off you disgusting shitbag.

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    18 hours ago

    Speedy deal? Why don’t he ends the war he promised and leave Canada aside?
    Enough with Trump news and his stupid words. He always says the same thing, he has nothing else to say, its dead end for him and the US, but not for Canada.

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        39 minutes ago

        Yeah. ZERO chance Canada becomes a state, or ten states. We’d be Snowy Puerto Rico.

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        18 hours ago

        Well if he intends to make us a territory and not give us voting power, he shouldn’t keep calling us a state. States get representation in congress. Words mean things!

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          18 hours ago

          You are seriously making this argument with Trump? His words aren’t worth the sharpie they are written with.