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Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Will Donald Trump be allowed conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to prison?

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Will Donald Trump be allowed conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to prison?

www.the-express.com

Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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Donald Trump might get conjugal visits with Melania if he's sent to priso
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EXCLUSIVE: If imprisoned, would former President of the United States Donald Trump see his wife Melania for conjugal visits? A legal expert explains.
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  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If Donald Trump goes to prison, he would likely go to a federal prison. Conjugal visits are not a federal right, so Trump would not enjoy conjugal visits with Melania.

    She wouldn’t enjoy them either.

    • Nougat@kbin.social
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      When Donald Trump goes to prison, he’ll likely be held in a federal military facility.

      • ares35@kbin.social
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        ship him off to gitmo. keep him ‘safe’ and away from the public and media.

      • Chickenstalker@lemmy.world
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        Strip him of his citizenship and dump him at the Mexican border. Do it.

        • n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          What so he can climb that wall? Please record it

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        Military? You spelled Mental wrong…

        • tacosplease@lemmy.world
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          You both spelled “his house” wrong. If he lives long enough to see the end of a trial he’ll get house arrest for who knows what reason.

    • FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world
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      Never did.

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      She ain’t coming.

      • Jackie's Fridge@lemmy.world
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        With him? Probably never has.

      • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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        She ain’t coming. cumming

        • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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          Only took you 5 days to get the joke?

          • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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            I am not here 24x7 like you.

            • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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              Only until i take my own life 👍

              • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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                You could try online yoga instead.

  • bemenaker@lemmy.world
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    Would she want to do one?

    • Badgernomics@lemmy.world
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      I think the divorce papers would be delivered shortly after the verdict…

      • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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        People have been saying that since before he got elected. She’s just as bad as he is though. She’s not some innocent bride caught up in a bad situation. I’d expect her to coordinate things for him outside of jail, if he even goes.

        • bemenaker@lemmy.world
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          She supposedly was able to tear up her pre-nuptial after the stormy Davis outing and get a new far better one. She has rarely spent any time with trump since. She has been recorded swatting his hand away when he tried to grab hers as the disembarked from air Force one on official visits.

          She knows she is going to get paid. She seems to want to have nothing to do with him. She hasn’t run anything of theirs, and she won’t start now.

        • yenahmik@lemmy.world
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          I doubt she’d do anything for him once he’s in jail. It’s no secret that she is only with him for his money. If he’s in jail, she is free to do anything she wants and has, theoretically, full control over the money. For her it’s the second best case scenario (with the best case being that he dies and she inherits everything).

          • kescusay@lemmy.worldM
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            She’d quickly find out his debts vastly exceed his wealth.

    • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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      None of us know what their relationship actually is, but it seems like it would depend on the paycheck.

      There have been presidents and first ladies who seemed to be deeply in love. The Trumps were not among them

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    Does she allow them now?

    • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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      See I’ve no idea which Trump is which so I thought this was The Onion and that’s his daughter

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    Hah, she won’t visit him at all plus I doubt he even gets conjugal visits from his wife as a free man.

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    SHE won’t allow it!

  • Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Lol she ain’t seeing his fat ass if he goes to jail. Hell, he would probably ask for Ivanka to cum see him.

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    Melania’s response to the headline: “I really don’t care, do u?”

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    That has got to be the weirdest effing story angle… I mean, somebody went to a publisher, pitched that headline, and they responded with “Run with it”…

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      @jkmooney @Jordan117

      There is so much stupid in “news” these days, this didn’t even stand out to me.

      What a timeline to live in… :|

    • xuniL@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I don’t think many news sites nowadays care about publishing actual meaningful news articles

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      well, look at the source of the article… makes you wonder what the editors didn’t approve.

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    Scary thought of the week

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    I have a hard time imagining she would want them…

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    I’m surprised she stayed with it this long!

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    Donald: omg thank God you’re here! I’ve needed this so much.

    Melania: drops pants

    Donald: I can’t wait any longer

    Melania: removes diet coke can from between her legs

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    The Mar-a-Lago pool cleaner will be getting his bonus on the regular.

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