I feel personally attacked by this meme.

Yes, “ironically”.

Yes, except for murder.

And it would have worked too… If her DNA wouldn’t have been on the victim’s body too.

That’s no moon!

It turn into mandriva when mandrake bought conectiva amid a legal battle for the name with a comic books company, owners of the character Mandrake.

The last version was launched in 2011, and the company closed in 2015. Their most prominent derivatives were Open Mandriva, Mageia, PC Linux, and Rosalinux.

Mageia was founded with most of the developers from mandriva (or so Wikipedia says)

Newborn?

Isn’t that like common knowledge or something?

And the next time RMS invent Linux, he can call it whatever he wants.

At this point RMS should seriously consider changing the name to GNL.

In my country, the vast majority.

Here professors are so underpaid, that anyone with an IQ above 75 is doing something else.

With that mentality we’ll all become beehaw. The cesspool of don’t look at me funny.

Defed is cheaper than consulting a lawyer.

This one is gold

For every ten people watching tv, five are half of them.

Have you ever seen a 7 segments display?

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Socializing. There are lots of benefits to being connected, but I just can’t stand people. People are the worst, and yeah, that includes me.

Terminalore

Haven’t charged my phone since I took it off the charger

That’s… how chargers work

Jk