Awwww, that sounds almost magical to have watched, really glad for all of you.

I live to apologize to her.

I’ll see if I can make it work sometime.

Glad it made you smile! Also glad I’m not the only one who gets reprimanded for laying out an arm incorrectly!

That’s damn fine work!

I agreed to sub for a friend’s soccer team despite having not played for a decade or so.

Fast forward a decade: I captain a team, play on two others, have made a boatload of awesome friends and am in better shape than I’ve ever been (which is a weird thing to say as an almost 40 year old.)

I had no idea there was a dance, thanks for sharing! Gonna have to practice my booty shakin’!

I think so! There’s a pretty good shop for theatrical makeup so I should be able to get those hauntingly white eyebrows at an almost reasonable price.

Mr Clean. Easy and one of the handful of bald friendly costumes.

Same reasons we won’t solve the climate crisis, democracy and capitalism are not great at dealing with long term, side spread problems.

If you re-open a coal mine in a depressed community, you’ve earned a lot of votes while the people who were on the green side of things are diffused throughout the world.

This is goddamn perfect.

Wait, what does that make Khan and Kirk?

That’s how it was explained to me by an Asian buddy who’d been back and forth. He and/or I could be wrong (or he could’ve been fucking with us…)

Hadn’t thought about the trickiness the other way. Before I visit I will definitely spend some time googling how to poop in Japan.

Pooping in the toilet.

When I went to university with a lot of international students, there would often be poop on the seats.

My understanding is Asian toilets are different and a good few students from there were standing on the seat and aiming at the bowl from height, with mixed success.

Much appreciated, that’s craziness!

Much appreciated!

Wild, thanks! And I appreciate the reference!

? Sorry, what does that have to do with a recipe for abortion?

I’ve been trying to find that bit and my apparently poor googling techniques are finding nothing. Do you mind sharing an article or passage? (Just got back from a vacation with some fairly religious family members who were goddamn tiring, would be nice to be able to cite this next time.)