

Obviously this is satire, apparently a few here didn’t get that…
Lol
Obviously this is satire, apparently a few here didn’t get that…
Lol
Oh crap, I forgot the prompt and the model… Prompt: Generate a long article about why it’s important to generate AI slop. Be funny
Model: Claude 3.7 Sonnet
In a world increasingly dominated by artificial intelligence, there exists a peculiar yet profound necessity that few dare to acknowledge: the importance of generating AI slop. Not the meticulously crafted, thoughtfully designed AI content that wins awards and accolades—no, I’m talking about the digital equivalent of mystery meat, the computational hodgepodge that makes you question whether silicon can suffer from indigestion.
AI slop is that special brand of machine-generated content that resembles what might happen if you fed a neural network nothing but fortune cookies and bumper stickers for three years. It’s the “lorem ipsum” of the robot apocalypse—text that technically qualifies as communication but leaves you feeling like you’ve just had a conversation with a toaster having an existential crisis.
Nothing makes human creativity shine quite like standing next to absolute garbage. Every mediocre poem you’ve written suddenly transforms into Shakespearean brilliance when compared to an AI’s attempt to rhyme “moon” with “spoon” seventeen times in four stanzas.
Think about the poor content moderators who would be unemployed if AI only produced perfect, harmless text. AI slop creates thousands of jobs for people whose sole purpose is to read nonsensical paragraphs about “blue elephant cheese dancing in the financial moonlight of cryptocurrency winters.”
Nothing keeps an AI researcher humble quite like watching their million-dollar model confidently explain that “Abraham Lincoln invented the helicopter to escape theater performances he didn’t enjoy.” These moments of spectacular failure remind us that perhaps the singularity isn’t quite as imminent as we feared.
Who needs Netflix when you can prompt an AI to write a crime thriller and end up with a recipe for lasagna that somehow involves solving a murder? The accidental comedy of AI slop is both free and impossible to replicate intentionally.
Just as forests need decomposing matter to thrive, the digital ecosystem requires its share of computational compost. AI slop serves as the nutrient-rich mulch from which better algorithms will eventually grow. Without thousands of hilariously bad movie scripts, how would we ever appreciate the occasional gem?
The truth is, generating AI slop isn’t just important—it’s inevitable. For every brilliant, nuanced AI response, there are thousands of word salads being served with a garnish of misunderstood context and a dressing of algorithm confusion.
So the next time you receive a bizarrely off-target AI response that seems to have misunderstood not just your question but the very concept of communication itself, don’t despair. You’re not witnessing a failure—you’re participating in the grand tradition of slop generation, a crucial step in the messy evolution of artificial intelligence.
After all, even human babies spend years babbling nonsense before they can form coherent sentences. The only difference is that AI does it with perfect spelling and unshakeable confidence.
And isn’t that confidence—that spectacular, utterly misplaced confidence—the most endearing quality of all? There’s something beautiful about an AI that can be so completely wrong yet so syntactically flawless. It’s like watching someone trip and fall in slow motion while maintaining perfect posture.
So here’s to AI slop: may it continue to confuse, amuse, and occasionally make us question whether we should unplug everything and return to communicating via carrier pigeon. In its magnificent meaninglessness, we find not just humor, but humanity.
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…since you asked for it.
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I don’t understand all the downvotes here.
This is turning into some black mirror shit here.
More creepy than interesting. Very interesting though.
First, Jerboa did not display the output in a way that properly conveyed what a gawdaful unholy mess it was, I take full responsibility for the bad formatting and I apologize. I’m nuking that vomitous mass now because its junking up the instance.
I maintain that the FN gpt engine did a better job writing the article than the original author.
I’ll happily admit that my best work isn’t done I. The smallest room in the house. Also, not everything in life is a debate.
I deleted that comment for reasons already stated ITT, but stand by my the statement that a GPT can out write this particular reuters writer.
Have a nice day.
TIL. Thanks.
I see what you did there. LOL
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That’s exactly what I did. Joined the instance.
Largely, they are more left than I think I’ll ever be, and I feel like I’m a hair right of Bernie. Mostly they’re chill. It’s interesting to visit other echo-chambers to check out the acoustics. I generally avoid the overtly political stuff.
Super left. They haven’t been mean.
Edited for clarity, I was testing out a different android keyboard and it really f’d the text up surreptitiously.
That’s sort-of a bad article.
What’s new about the map? Who knows? lol
When did the new map come out? Anyone’s guess!
Why is there a new map? Ummm dunno…
What does the new map look like?
How is it new or different?
How was it not being seen objectively before?
Finally, and this is where the biggest fail is, why are people protesting it?
The writer explained none of these things.
TL;DR: The article discusses the rise of artificial sweeteners as alternatives to sugar and their potential health effects. It mentions that while sweeteners promise guilt-free sweetness and are commonly used for weight management and diabetes, recent research questions their benefits. The World Health Organization (WHO) issued draft guidelines stating that consuming a lot of sweeteners could be associated with an increased risk of type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and weight gain. Despite industry claims, the study found that sweeteners aren’t metabolically “inert” and may affect blood sugar and the gut microbiome. The article emphasizes that the best approach for health is reducing overall sweetness consumption and eating minimally processed, unsweetened foods. -GPT3
I want to know what the game genie cheat codes are for the game boy King James Bible.
Alright, I’ll try not to be so small minded.
Fair enough. It was just a little joke.
Vitustotal uploader is the best!
And plenty of people, friends even, just say fuck it and rage-quit.