can they maybe stop being subtle about it and just infect us and hook us into the mycelial internet? if we had a similar situation going on to what the blue aliens in avatar did with their brain tree i think things would be going a lot better…

squirrel with a gun?

i’d imagine it’s more down to mushrooms being kinda hard to digest (even humans struggle with this, especially if we’re not used to eating mushrooms) and basically just being textured water with few nutrients.

and even if we use a spoon to remove the part of our brains that know cars suck, surely no one actually wants to drive everywhere, surely a sane person only wants to drive in certain places?

no one fucking drives from norway to china, what people drive is from their house in the boonies to oslo airport, then from seoul airport they get a rental car and drive around the south korean countryside or whatever.

I hate cars and yet i think they genuinely have a place, however that place is in rural garages and as nationalized carshare systems. There are places that can only reasonably be reached by car, and that is the only place where cars should exist.

“hey i think it’d be nice if we tried to make the world a better place”
“I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE”

for some people it’d be a pretty hefty fever, iirc my body temp is 36°C

okay no that is not normal, pretty sure a gulp is supposed to be about a deciliter, so 100ml.
if one “gulp” is 500ml you’re not drinking, you’re chugging, and that means you’re swallowing a massive amount of air and bypassing a bunch of sensory feedback that is important to regulate your intake, the water (and food for that matter) should be spending some time in the mouth and throat.

like, when you’ve had enough water it should become difficult to swallow, when the water reaches the back of the mouth things just reflexively close up and trying to swallow feels gross

half the reason to use linux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2mc8AQ7ruw

but clouds don’t really affect light levels that much, meanwhile up north it’s just… straight up night for most of the day during the winter.

least bittern
most bittern

i feel like this just keeps happening in the open source space, people go “Oh this is bloat, get rid of the bloat” and ardently insist that actually it’s better to use a bare TTY, despite that just… obviously being hilariously dumb?

at this point i wholly despise joanne for making “magic = latin” the cultural default, for this precise reason
can’t even read genuine actual historically used latin without part of my brain going “haha weird hogwarts spell haha”

Chicken walking like a dinosaur
Chickens With T-Rex Arms

unfortunately a lot of art just sorta glues a bunch of feathers to a deinonychus and calls it a velociraptor, but here’s some stuff i feel makes more sense.
(Also side note: t.rex probably was actually mostly naked, however it was likely skin rather than scales, like a giant plucked monster turkey, which IMO is significantly worse.)

this is now canon in the pokemon universe

“have these men tried not dying? It has worked for me thus far”

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