i would certainly begrudge my parents a little bit for wanting me to be anything more specific than “happy”

like it’s not the worst thing ever but wtf mom, really?

you mean you didn’t drain 100 people of their hormones like a vampire?

ah eh eto… bleh!

on this topic:

This is a cutlery model sold by a specific store chain here in sweden some decades ago, i fucking adore how simple and proletarian it is, it’s absolutely ubiquitous even to this day.
Like IKEA things but cheaper and higher quality.

gotta wait until it ripens though, otherwise you’ll just make a mess and hurt your fingers

the thai government just straight up sponsors most of the thai restaurants the world over as a form of diplomacy/PR
https://www.vice.com/en/article/the-surprising-reason-that-there-are-so-many-thai-restaurants-in-america/

as a non-american: what the fuck is a credit score? who the fuck uses credit?

i mean there’s also the large amount of plasma which is very hot

“i once sneezed multiple times”
the fuck, do you not sneeze at least 5 times at minimum? it’s not rare for me to go 7 times before the nose decides it’s done

so maybe companies should also hold their 5 rounds in 2 days?

wow GTA 6 sounds immersive

a completely uneducated person would probably be a better CEO since they won’t be able to commit massive fraud, and thus the company is left with more funds

this assumes the industry is vaguely competent and capable of critical thinking

applies to the job market too

i’m curious how the fuck people would imagine hiding the effects of invisibility to work

what the fuck does this even mean

possibly bone-eating sturgeons

join them and unionize

they’d still be better with less electronics, particularly if we reduce the electronics to the point where they are just the original prototype car with a better battery

if telling kids their identity is valid means “transing them” then fucking write me up officer