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RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

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As badly described as possible, what is your favorite video game?

RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    Person with huge pockets builds a house that gets blown up because the door was left open.

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      Minecraft!

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        Yep. It’s always a creeper that sneaks into the house, never something simple.

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      Minecraft? Lol

    • RCMaehl [Any]@lemmy.worldOP
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      I haven’t played it, but maybe Hello Neighbor?

  • abbadon420@lemm.ee
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    You throw cubes in transdimensional holes to win a cake.

    • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      I hear rumours that cast doubt on its veracity

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      Portal!

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      deleted by creator

  • Zoldyck@lemmy.world
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    Speaking skills - 0

    Sword and shield skills - 100

    • TheLongPrice@lemmy.one
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      Zelda?

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        His name is Link!

    • Dandroid@dandroid.app
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      Hyah!

  • alex [they, il]@jlai.lu
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    try to cure your burnout by waking up and starting work at 6am and passing out at 2am every single day for the rest of your life

    • Jakylla@sh.itjust.works
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      Stardew Valley

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        Yep!

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      Damn, on point sir

  • tibi@lemmy.world
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    You end up stranded on a foreign planet. You need to build a rocket so you can go home, but unfortunately you have to build a whole manufacturing facility to do that. As if this wasn’t hard enough, the inhabitants of the planet are environmentalist assholes and will do anything in their power to stop you.

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      I’m guessing Factorio.

    • duckington@lemmy.world
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      I feel like this is well described lmao

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      Luckily you can knit nuclear reactors with your bare hands, once you’ve figured it out, and stuff them in your pockets for later. This is helpful.

      Also don’t forget your omega-3 fatty acids when you go a-wandering

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      Red chips. Green science. Expand the mainbus.

      Watch out for the trains…

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      the factory must grow

    • sixtyshilling@lemmy.world
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      Sounds like Subnautica.

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      After then first sentence I thought: Subnautica! But the rest didn’t fit.

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    A guy just wants to leave his home country and see the world, but his dad won’t let him. Even when he gets past his dad, he still can’t quite make it. It’s in the blood.

    • Thavron@lemmy.ca
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      Hades?

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        Correctamundo!

    • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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      It’s in the blood

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/ojx8dyes__8

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        It’s in MY blood

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          Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/fnDQWVu2G6s

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        • Kyoyeou (Ki jəʊ juː)@lemmy.world
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          All we need is blood

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/1YXwfhH3MUc

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  • MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml
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    Getting insulted by a sassy robot while you solve puzzles and try not to die.

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    Upon being released from prison, you thrust yourself directly into the local religions and governments until everyone can agree that you’re the rebirth of divinity, at which point you doom the game world to death by giant fucking meteor by poking a large heart with really specific silverware.

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    You wake up in death row and then spend the whole game, shouting to others, trying to avoid knee injury

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    Florida men crashland on planet, commit war crimes and sell drugs.

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      Rimworld?

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        Correct

  • plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Kid gets sick of being told to clean his room and runs away from home, but it’s more difficult than he anticipates. In desperation, he reaches out to his estranged relatives for help, which just makes his dad even more mad.

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    you land on an alien planet, burn down trees, pollute the air, exterminate the native wildlife, drain the land of all natural resources, pave it all over with concrete, put some fish on a rocket, do not elaborate, leave

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    Wolfman dies, kills some monkeys, does some rope stuff, performs eye surgery and kills himself (depending on what ending you go for).

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    A guy goes to work and encounters unexpected events

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    Tattooed rooftop parkour delivery person saves sister.

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      Mirror’s Edge. Love that game

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