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Cake day: June 16th, 2023

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  • This is my favourite time of year because its all public holidays and people away, but without the stupid frantic behaviour of Christmas (“I need it done BY CHRISTMAS” is our favourite November catch phrase).

    This is what the Christmas/New Year period should be like. Just… people stop working for a bit. No build up, no frantic tidying of intrays and emptying of outboxes… just a work -> no work jump cut.










  • Had my very own Malcolm In The Middle moment yesterday…

    Told the wife before she left to go out somewhere that I was going to try and mow the lawn (it’s been too wet to even walk in the backyard of late).

    Fired up the mower and realised one of the tyres was dead flat and had come off the rim.

    Jacked the mower up on to stands to take the wheel off, then couldn’t find any of my hand tools in the shed to undo the bolts.

    Got my work tools out of the van but after half a dozen trips back and forward I cracked the shits with having to do this every time I wanted to do anything at home.

    Went to the local tool shop and bought a rolling toolbox, socket set, hand tools etc.

    Stopped in at Bunnings cause the mower shop was closed, but they didn’t have any tubes. Then while I was googling other sources for tubes, I found you can just reseat a tubeless tyre… Oops. So I bought a ratchet strap to give that method a go.

    Got home and started to put the toolbox together when I realised it was getting dark, so figured I’d have a crack at the tyre first.

    Wrapped the tyre with a ratchet strap and pumped it up (worked by the way), then found the air reel distributor thing (that spools the hose roll up properly instead of stacking in the same place) had snapped. So I tried opening it up to see if I could replace it, but being a plastic clip together piece of shit it just broke so now it’s all in pieces.

    Wife gets home and the lawn is unmowed, mower is still on stands with a ratchet strap on one wheel, there’s air line everywhere, half assembled (new) toolboxes and packaging all through the car port… “I thought you were going to mow the lawn?” “What does it look like I’m doing??”



  • Our local list was a bag of shitcxnts, plus Labor and Greens. Dont even have the well-meaning nutjob parties like Animal Justice to properly pad out the numbers between valid options and god-no-please-jesus-dont-let-them-get-a-single-vote options.

    Unfortunately its been Liberal for the last… lots… of elections, but at least it hasnt been the Christian nutjobs, or the racist cosplaying farmers or whatever.

    Last election had One Nation lose votes to whatever the Trumpets were called last time (Palmers Collective Knobs, then United Palmer Knobs, now Trumpeting Palmer Knobs I think?) so its nice to see the racist parties just sharing the same number of votes amongst themselves instead of taking any from the less terrible parties.









  • A bloke across the road is a “cat lover” and looks after two…that roam around all night.

    We have a “cat lover”, and another moving in with two more. Both declare that cats need to roam, and keeping them contained is cruel.

    I have purchased a cat trap and will be relocating them to the local pound. Watching a possum limp past our front camera the other night with chunks of fur missing all over it and moments later the cat stalking it was enough to put me over the edge. I also have an assortment of large rocks near our front door which will be used to shoo the cat away at high velocity whenever I catch it on our property.

    I can’t stand free range cats and the damage they do to the environment.